Giveaway

My friends, I owe you an apology.

Not for my brazen attitude, of course.  Nor for the pee jokes I write.  Not even for what I did at the Battle of Shongfeng Reservoir; if you had seen what I had seen, if you had been faced with the same choice, if there was even a flicker of a soul left inside that rotting husk you call a body, you would have done the same damn thing, even if it meant that flicker would be snuffed out forever.  Good men gave their lives there.  The best men.  For their sakes, for my sake, don’t you ever ask me to apologize for that day.  DON’T YOU EVER.

…right, apologies.

What I really should apologize for is the fact that I am, once again, late with some neat things.  Awhile back, I promised that, if I hit 1,200 twitter followers, I would give away three sets of Tome of the Undergates and Black Halo. I am now some 30 followers late with that promise.  But it is never too late, friends, to try and make up for lost time, assuming you are too late to catch someone who is falling off a cliff, Sylvester Stallone style.  In that case, you are too late forever.

This is all a round about way of saying IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME.

HOORAY!

The rules are exactly simple as the following…

1. OPEN EMAIL

2. PUT sam.sykes66@gmail.com IN ADDRESS

2a. OR JUST USE THE CONTACT FORM ON THIS SITE, GOOD GOD

3. TELL ME WHY YOU DESERVE A SET OF SIGNED, FREE COPIES OF TOME OF THE UNDERGATES AND BLACK HALO

That’s right.  It’s that easy.  Simply email me and tell me exactly why you deserve these books.  This can be as easy as giving me a very good reason as to why you deserve them or it can be a demonstration of just how awesome you are as an artist, costumer, whatever else.  Creative expression is most definitely a plus in all fields.

Please, for the love of God, don’t send nude pictures.  Not again.

This giveaway will end this time next month.  So do get on it, doggone it!  I’ll be waiting and evaluating everything!

I urge you to enter, even if you already have some copies.  Because your friends will probably want some, too!  Because you are a good friend, right?

Right?