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Well, the Surrey International Writer’s Conference has come and gone for the…fifth year I’ve been there, I believe?  As you may recall, I’ve ranted and raved about how much this conference can help a young writer.  It certainly did for me when Tome of the Undergates was a mere fledgling book, still capable of flight before it grew too obese and resorted to hunting and devouring land-based books.

And this year, they took a chance at that reputation for quality by inviting me to conduct a workshop, “The First Time Publishing Experience.”

Did it pay off for them?

Really, that’s not something I can answer on my own.  I’d certainly like to think that my presence was an added bonus to the Conference, but that is opinion.  All I can give you are facts, such as the fact that the workshop was very nearly standing room only, or the fact that we managed to fill up the entire hour and a half period with questions from the audience and ensuring that everyone got to ask what was on their mind, or the fact that I heard from several reliable sources that the board had been raved to about my performance and my contribution.

A success?  Possibly.  We’ll see if and when I get invited back next year whether this one was just a fluke.

Still, even if no one else considers it a success, I know I had an immense amount of fun.  Don’t get me wrong, I love the adulation and respect of the crowd as much as anyone else with an ego as large and sensitive as mine (a small crowd that includes me, Abercrombie, Newton and a few Norwegian supermodels), but the true draw of this conference is not the crowds or the adoration.  It’s the fact that we get to come here and talk about a craft that we’re in love with and fuss over the finest details of it in our never-ending duty to perfect what we do.

And because of that, I want to thank all that attended.  Not just my workshop, but all that attended the conference in general, all that came to the authors to get input on their writing, all that came to the agents to offer them great potential new writers, and all that came away, accepted or rejected, stronger for the experience.  These experiences will come back to you in a good way one day.

They certainly did for me.

Oh, and big, big thanks to all the people attending who made Tome of the Undergates a sold-out sensation from the Chapters booth!  It was a respectable number and enough people wanted them that they had to order more!  To that end, though, I understand there might be a few people who wanted their book signed who didn’t get it signed.  Please, just email me and we’ll work something out!

Keep in mind, though, that the lack of a bigger book stock meant that I had a few young ladies come up to me to ask them to sign something, anything. So I obliged.

Did I take pictures?

Baby, you know me.
See you next year!

Okay, guys, I’m leaving for Canada!  This blog will be totally unattended for, like, three days.  I’m putting a lot of responsibility in your hands by leaving you alone, but I trust you to handle it.

If you get in trouble, Mark Newton’s blog is just down the street, so go there if you have an emergency.

If Joe Abercrombie comes a-callin’, don’t invite him in.  He can only come in if you invite him.  He may try to tempt you with toys and candy, but don’t fall for it.  His teddy bears are stuffed with sin and his lollipops taste of lies.

And don’t even think about throwing a wild party with the intent of becoming popular with the other bloggers that backfires and you ruin the blog with a bunch of zany antics that may or may not include stealing a zebra from the zoo and have to fix it before I get back and you use a lot of montages to do shit like brushing a heap of trash under the rug and then the hot girl you invited is tapping her foot and looking at you like “what do you think you’re doing there, pal” and you thought she was stuck-up but it turns out she’s actually pretty gentle and sweet and you get closer to one another and maybe learn a little bit about yourselves and then I get home and I’m like “well, I guess you did a good job but-WHAT IS THIS?” and you’re all “oh my god,” and then I surprise you with an unexpected twist by going “you guys made cookies!” and the movie ends with you writing “and it was the best summer ever” in your diary.

Because if you do that.

I will grind you into sausages.

‘kay, bye bye for now!

Did you see this?

I’m no stranger to challenges.  In fact, the only way I’ll do most things is by challenge, up to and including paying for dinner.

Pat approached me (and a few other authors) with the notion of doing guest reviews awhile ago.  Unfortunately, he forgot to phrase it in the form of a challenge, so I was left to do it myself.  The details, sparse as they are, are in that there blog post wot I done linked.

And the big contestants are…

Confessions of a Shopaholic, by Sophie Kinsella

Eat, Pray, Love, by Elizabeth Gilbert

Twilight, by Stephenie Meyers.

Since I doubt Pat has the CHUTZPAH to bring his viewers to task like the beasts they are, I demand that you, the good people, settle this for us.  Which of the above is the one book I must read and review?  Which of the above is so chock full of girliness as to counteract the testosterone that pools beneath my feet?  Which one must I endure with more hate and anger than my greatest grandfather, Silas P. Sykes, endured in the trenches of Dubya Dubya One?

POST TO THIS BLOG WITH YOUR VOTE AND THY WILL SHALL BE DONE (assuming more people agreed with you than anyone else).  Vote now.  VOTE NOW OR I WILL MAKE YOU INTO PERFECT OVEN FRIES EVERY TIME.

And as to the fellow on there who challenged me to read Goodkind’s Wizard’s First Rule…

…accepted.

See you all in hell.

Nerdraging is a pretty funny thing.  I don’t usually do it over losing a game or something similar.  Rather, it’s bad writing that gets me.  And usually, I’m pretty good about steering clear of games with distinctively bad writing.

Usually…

And then I picked up Castlevania: Lords of Shadow.

Note: this isn’t a review of said game.  You can find a pretty apt one at Gametrailers.

Rather, the reviews of this game are what brings about my beef with it.  They praised the thunderous combat and warned me of the terrible platforming.  They were dead-on: both of these are present in spades.  What I feel a little betrayed by is the fact that many reviews talk about the writing as a selling point, as though the story of Gabriel’s quest to resurrect his dead wife is particularly well-wrought and worthy of praise.

With voices like Patrick Stewart behind the project, one could certainly expect that.  And with Patrick Stewart, one can definitely count on the lines being well-delivered, but delivery and writing are two different things.

The writing of Lords of Shadow is pretty bad.  I mean, the plot isn’t particularly out there or hard to follow: Gabriel is a dude from a religious order dedicated to connecting heaven and earth again and ending the reign of nightmare beasts plaguing humanity by killing the titular Lords, who are, indeed, shadowy.  Getting his dead wife back is a bonus.

I don’t think simple plots are something to be avoided.  A plot that’s difficult to follow is not necessarily deep and a plot that has a straightforward goal is not necessarily shallow.  The problem is, Lords of Shadow certainly is shallow.  The depth of a story comes from its writing elements, and this is where we can learn from it.

How To Make Magic Boring

Five Things I Hate About Lords of Shadow

1. Motives on Parade or “Hi, I’m Nancy.  My parents were murdered in front of my eyes, I’m on a quest to kill the evil lord and I like long walks on the beach.”

Lords of Shadow has this hilarious tendency for characters to tell Gabriel everything about themselves within five minutes of meeting them.  I gather the temptation to do this is so that the story can be moved along, or to reveal something cool about the character.  The problem with this is twofold, though.

First of all, a character whose entire history and personality is learned within five minutes of meeting them is not an interesting character.  Why?  Because why bother going further?  We know everything now: their hopes, their dreams, their aspirations.  You can have a character’s motives evolve, and straightforward motives that react and mutate according to the conflict are wonderful to read, but that rarely seems to happen.

And two, it’s stupid. No one does that except people who should not be believed, which brings me to…

2. Lack of Ambiguity or “Liars?!  In my plot?!”

Gabriel believes everything he hears.  Gabriel believes everything people tell him.  Gabriel is rarely surprised by anything he sees.

A strange girl who rides a giant golem and talks in his brain?  Well, that’s just fine.  A dude has just come out of nowhere claiming to be a renowned warrior?  Who would lie about that?  The dialogue between Gabriel and his companion Zobek, upon meeting each other, goes like this (paraphrased):

Zobek: Sup.

Gabriel: Sup.  Who you?

Zobek: Zobek.

Gabriel: Oh, right.

Zobek: Hey, do you need to kill the lords of shadow and bring back your dead wife?

Gabriel: How’d you know that?

Zobek: Prophecy.

Gabriel: Oh…yeah.  Hey, let’s team up.

Zobek: Word.

I talked about this a little in my discussion of Col Buchanan’s Farlander, but I cannot stand characters that are aware that they’re in a story.  The idea of accepting everything that comes along makes me think the author just wanted to keep the story moving and couldn’t waste time on a little characterization or depth.

Beyond that, it completely diminishes the idea of a fantastic world if everything is explained all the time and everyone believes it.  The Dark Lord isn’t scary if someone comes up and tells you his entire life story and the hero buys it.  Magic isn’t magical if there’s nothing to weigh against it.  Which segues nicely into…

3. Boring Magic or “Harry Potter’s Technical Manual”

The sense of wonder we get from a story is what we call worldbuilding.  It’s not a thesis on the silk trade of a city nor an explanation of the alchemical processes in a mystic laxative; it’s the character of the setting itself.  And we can only experience that character through the other characters.  If everything is explained, detailed and discussed prior to the experience, the reader has no tension and has no incentive to keep going.

In Lords of Shadow, there is a place called Oblivion Lake that Gabriel must go to.  Why?  The elder god Pan explains it: “You seek to talk to the spirit world.  The quickest way to reach it is to die.  Go to Oblivion Lake, Gabriel, and you will find at least one way.”

…nah, I’m bullshitting you.  I wrote that.  The actual line of dialogue is: “Go to Oblivion Lake, where the dead can contact the living, and you will find your slain wife.”

…and that’s exactly what you do.

Wonder comes from tension.  Tension comes from uncertainty.  Unless…

4. Not Saying All the Wrong Things or “Here is an Ancient City.  Climb over it to get to the plot.”

Lords of Shadows’ opening act takes place in a ruined city of magic and wonder that was destroyed when an epic battle raged between the invading Lycans with their troll and goblin lackeys and the mighty Titans of War created by the city’s mages to defend them.

Where did the Lycans come from?  If the city was a product of magic and glory, where is the evidence of that?  What is the significance of the blank-eyed statues of women everywhere?  Why do the Lycans settle here instead of moving on?  What is their connection to the trolls and the goblins that also infest the city?

All these questions and more…are never answered.

This may sound contrary to my complaint of everything being explained, but it isn’t.  A world full of mystery is enticing, but if the mystery is never at least partly solved, then it’s just a big tease.  We want to learn more about the world, we just don’t want it all laid out in front of us with no effort on our part.  Becoming invested in a world predisposes an audience to becoming invested in the characters that inhabit and vice-versa.  It’s a marvelous symbiosis that works extremely well and isn’t actually all that hard to pull off.

Exploration and explanation are two different things and Lords of Shadow has the emphasis on the latter.

And finally…

5. The Treadmill Effect or “When faced with a city of wonder, the ideal response is not ‘buh.'”

Gabriel is boring.

There’s no getting around that.  There is nothing remotely interesting about him.  Your investment in him as a player is only that he is the character you are controlling.  He does not move the plot, the plot moves around him.  This basically summarizes the Treadmill Effect: the character is merely running along a treadmill, doing nothing, as the world glides by him.

Now, by virtue of being the main character, he has to be accessible to the audience and one of the best ways to do this is to make him at least a little naive, confused or just plain dumb.  This means that everything is new to him and we get to learn along with him.  A jaded veteran isn’t an ideal character since he’s been around enough to see the stuff we’re seeing and already be bored with it.  But the opposite, a character with too little experience, is also stupid because he accepts everything at a glance and there is no conflict between him and the world and both characters are stunted for it.

The Straight Man is not necessarily the Boring Man.  A character can be the guy that the world bounces off of, but the dents should be noticeable.  You cannot live in a world of blood and darkness and readily accept everything you see as truth.  It’s just not interesting.

Now, to be totally fair, I’m barely a fourth of the way through Lords of Shadow. I intend to finish it (though maybe after I get Enslaved: Odyssey to the West), and if these things are altered, I’ll be happy to report where my disappointments were remedied.

But it’s not a good start.

Bored today.

Let’s take a look at my inbox and see if I can’t get a good blog post about of it.

Sarah, of Missouri, writes…

I notice you tend to talk about and hang around Leanna Renee Hieber a lot.  She’s one of my favorite authors!  Is she as great in person?

It’s true, I do talk about Ms. Hieber with an almost suspicious amount of zeal.  The truth behind this is somewhat complicated, though.  It is true that, since I met her at Comicon, she has been probably my best friend in the publishing world and we talk about many things that are considered gauche to discuss in decent company.  Fortunately, since we are both distinctly indecent, we discuss everything from critics to sales to future hitlists.  Yes, she is a great person to know.

…but at what cost?

See, every month or so, I get a phone call.  It is not Leanna Renee Hieber on the line–or rather, it is, she just refuses to acknowledge that as her name.  Instead, she insists that she be referred to by her rapper name “Lee Lee Hiebz.”  Sorry, Ambassador Lee Lee Hiebz.  Asking what country she represents or, indeed, whether or not she is intoxicated at the time of the call is met with profuse/obtuse swearing.  The only option is to sit back and listen as she begins to recite a rap song, always entitled ‘I Always Hated Winnie the Pooh’ and always, always consisting of lyrics profoundly, specifically and oftentimes gratuitously critical of Egypt.

The length of the song varies (her record is fourteen minutes, twelve seconds), but toward the end of it, the tempo withers, the words become garbled and the lyrics eventually degenerate into soft, gentle sobbing.  This tends to last for much longer as she recites every grievance she has with the listener before absolving them and assuring them that she is “definitely not the kind of woman you want in a sidecar.”  She then waits for a moment and, in that time, you are expected to thank her for the rap before she hangs up.

It’s a little weird, but she always sends a muffin basket the next day, so I guess it’s okay.

JCrew4U writes…

I’ve been wanting to get my work published for awhile.  Can you tell me a little about SFWA and if they can help me?

In fact, I can!

But they can’t.

You actually have to be published before you join SFWA, as it’s one of the requirements.  I can tell you what SFWA does for a writer, though.  As you know, they do charge a membership fee.  And, according to the membership guidelines, this is for upkeep, benefits and the things usually associated with maintaining and operating an association.  This is what they’d have you think.

Don’t you believe it.

In fact, all the money goes to its current president, John Scalzi.  Well, let me rephrase–the way I said it makes it sound like he’s robbing members blind.  In fact, all the money goes to the training, conditioning and feeding of its current president, John Scalzi.  See, while the world of writers may put up a lot of signs suggesting that we are civilized, as one of the world’s oldest professions, we continue to settle matters internally through one of the oldest means.

Everything from booth space at conventions to signing schedules to font is decided by brute force.  Whether it’s against the convention organizer, the bookstore owner, the publisher, the author or the author’s mother, the president of SFWA represents his members’ best interests by fighting and sometimes bleeding in the arena.  John Scalzi, in effect, speaks for all of us with his two fists, whom, when he is wearing his “business pants,” are to be referred to as “Mavis” and “The Wheels of Industry,” respectively.

Most organizations still abide by the rule of the pin, in that the quicker John Scalzi can pin another man, the more booth space or panel time we get.  As we’ve suffered no shortage of that, one can surmise that John Scalzi is probably the strongest fighter of our day.  Allegations of his fighting/riding dirty are completely unfounded, as the last two lawyers with two black eyes will testify.

I hope this helps, as I could be disbarred for sharing this information.

Jeremy writes…

How do you feel about being compared to Joe Abercrombie?

It’s not a bad feeling, but it’s a little off the mark.  People are always suggesting that one writer writes like another writer or some such rot.  The truth of the matter is that I am Joe Abercrombie.

See, there are only about six or seven authors per genre that work round-the-clock to produce hundreds of novels per year.  This used to be the unapologetic case, but around 1983, readers began to complain that every book began to run together.  Thusly, pen names were invented and circulated throughout the industry, even though the practices are still the same.

Joe Abercrombie, Sam Sykes, Brent Weeks, Scott Lynch, Sherrilyn Kenyon and Alistair Reynolds are actually written by one mild-mannered accountant named Kevin Mourney of Algona, Iowa.  To maintain the illusion of multiplicity, various people were kidnapped off the streets of various backwater cities and told to act like the other authors, up to and including accent memorization, familial lineages and noticeable diseases.

After putting in twenty years on “the circuit,” the publisher releases an announcement that “the writer” is retiring and the actor representing the writer is free to go back to his family, who should still be alive and well…assuming the actor did everything the publisher told him to.

Anyway, that’s it for today!  Keep writing those messages so I can keep making blogs!

A lot is happening in the world of Sam Sykes!  And if you currently aren’t the young lady who has been staring through my bedroom window for the past week, tapping on the glass and murmuring “ritualoffleshritualoffleshritualofflesh,” you’d have no idea what was happening!  But let this blog post illuminate your darkened cortexes and massage your stress lobes.

Appearances in October (all information as to location and times are in the links)!

I will be at the RinCon Games in Tucson this upcoming weekend!  Copies of Tome of the Undergates will be sold there and I will sign the piss out of them. If you buy a copy without piss, though, I’ll still sign it!

The Surrey International Writer’s Conference is next on October 22-24th! You may remember my blog post about it, all that information still holds true.  But I must warn you, friends, while I’m beyond elated to chat writing with you as much as you damn well please, I’m not going to be around on the 24th because…

I’ll be at the Poisoned Pen with several other authors, including my main man, James A. Owen, at 2 PM!  We’ll all be happy to talk shop and skeedaddle with you (assuming you bring both skee and daddle).

And then, finally, I will be at the World Fantasy Con, October 28-31st! Come chill with me whenever you please, but do not talk to me when I am battling Blake Charlton or Peter V. Brett.  This is for your safety, as we will all have chainsaws and shotguns.

Interviews!

I Answered Eight Shoddy Questions for a doubting SFFNews in which I discuss fantasy, my books and the dreaded koala scourge of Australia!  You can also see a man named Tubamaster defend my book!  Do you dare doubt the Tubamaster?

Also, if you’ve ever wanted to hear the melodious screech of my voice, I did a Podcast for SFSignal along with John Ottinger and Aidan Moher.  We discuss everything from moral ambiguity to Brent Weeks’ sister!

Sales!

Tome of the Undergates was just recently sold to Turkey, courtesy of my very fine agent, Heather Baror!  If you are Turkish and have been dying to read this book in your native tongue, your wait is…almost over.  I mean, we still got to get it published and all.  But I mean, there you go!

I’m actually quite interested in the SF/F scene in Turkey.  Is it big?  Are you Turkish?  Can you answer that?  Please do, if so!

Salad!

I am about to eat one right now.

Black Halo!

Excerpts and cover art coming soon!

Did that answer everything?  I hope so.  If not, please take up a spot next to the girl at my window.

What is a mash-up, you ask?

Well, you see, genres, perfectly respectable and decent as they might be, have urges, urges repressed and constrained by the demands of their authors and their audiences.  For years, sometimes decades, a genre will sit and stew quietly, content to bring out all the expected tropes and well-mannered prose.  But then, they go to a bar of seedy repute, and find other, more dangerous genres.  At first it begins all nice and polite, what with the trading of elements and influences.  But by the third drink, things begin to get rowdy.

Before long, they’ve stripped off their cover art and are rolling about in a drunken, passionate embrace, only to part in the morning and try to forget they ever associated with each other…

…until one fateful day, when Romance calls Fantasy in quiet, sobbing tones and tells him they have nine months to make a decision.  Poor Fantasy is flustered and escapes into one of his many, many worlds.  Romance, unwilling to admit the association, quietly gives up the child on the doorstep of a local reading club.  And they take it up into their arms and, with a single tear shed for the miracle, say: “We shall call her…Paranormal Romance.”

Now, I respect the sanctity of genres too much to venture far beyond my comfortable Epic Fantasy (despite some things I did in college that I’m not proud of), but it’s high time that I started getting in on this amazingly innovative field of blending genres.

Thus, please enjoy this excerpt from my newest manuscript, a tale of one woman’s quest to truly live her life through the pain and suffering of others, a mash-up of Privileged Literature and Epic Fantasy: Eat, Pray, Destroy.

Chapter Two: Alejandrus

By the time I had fully roused myself from the waking coma that had been my marriage, the world began to seem a different place to me.  The scents of the Necromancer’s laboratories seemed more acrid, the blood of executed prisoners spattered the walls in such bright patterns I thought myself like to weep for the beauty they presented.  And yet, it was in the mornings that I found the comfortable, dreary routines that had beckoned me into that coma: the empty beds, the quiet dinners, the times when our lives were interrupted by another Army of Light battering down the doors.

The Dark Lord Stephen was away…again.  The excuses had all begun to run together these days: elvish guerrillas attacking our outposts, clerics banishing the undead hordes, another rag-tag band of comically mismatched heroes attempting to fulfill another prophecy of light.  And my excuses were not so dissimilar: “Of course, dear, we’ll do it next time,” “Well, I’m sure you have a good reason for missing dinner,” “Yes, honey, I realize that the blood of the innocent does not spill itself.”

But it was only on that day, when I woke up, that I realized something.

I was a woman with a life.

And it was time to start living it…by the point of a sword.

***  ***  ***

He was a gentle man, I knew.  His hands told me that as they so delicately ran over the swirling layers of clay.  His eyes confirmed him as he looked up at me, full of the fear and terror that could only come from a man unused to seeing a woman of high society and her twelve-foot-tall Ogre Bodyguard.

“And what is it you’re making there?” I asked him.  We had vases and pots aplenty in the Black Tower, of course, but this was the first time I had seen one made.  This was the first time it had occurred to me that they came from artisans…or, I guess, maybe from homes that had been sacked and looted by the orcs.  Stephen told me once, but I couldn’t take time to remember now.  I was living.

“It’s…uh…a pot…” he said, trying hard to focus on the craft and not on Pietrov’s one-eyed scowl locked upon him.

“Such people,” I whispered, astonished, forgetting that I usually made my monologues internal.  “The way you weave, the way you sculpt.  You find such meaning in these things that I never could amidst my piles of gold and plush blankets.”

“Well, actually, I make these so I can sell them at a pittance, assuming they aren’t stolen or confiscated by the Dreadguard, so that I can feed my family and–”

He spoke with such gentility I almost lamented the crack of the whip as Pietrov snapped the braided leather against his back and sent him crashing to the floor, his misshapen project to follow.

“The mistress was having an epiphany, vermin,” my ogre snarled.  “You dare interrupt her musings on the common folk?”

“Oh, oh god no,” he whimpered, his voice punctuated by an agony that I had never heard inside the tower.  “God, lady, I didn’t mean anything by it.  I just…oh…  Just don’t…don’t kill me.”

Incredible.  Here, they talked about killing like it was a bad thing.  Was life truly like this on the outside?  I knelt beside him, moving my skirts out of the pool of blood weeping out from his flayed back.

“Tell me your name.”

“Ale…Alejandrus.  God, lady, I have a family.”

Alejandrus.  That sounded just poor enough for me to start my adventure.

His name was Alejandrus.

And he was bleeding out at my feet.

I had made my first true friend.

So, I’m reading Conqueror’s Shadow by Ari Marmell (recently picked-up Pyr author, too!) and I’ve got to say, I enjoy the heck out of it.  The concept is nice (ex-scourge of civilization warlord is forced to do right after his treacherous lieutenants take over his previously wicked ways) and the execution is way better (Marmell’s got that oft-underappreciated and too-rare talent of having some actual vigor in his writing).  In general, it’s a really cool take on a classic trope that I think a lot of people should read.

But I’m not here to sing the praises of Marmell’s work.  In fact, I’m not going to discuss the book at all beyond an occurrence early in its pages that rankled me and inspired this blog post (sorry, Ari!)

Potential Spoiler Begins.

At one point, Corvis Rebaine, the protagonist, is attempting to interrogate some people who made an attempt against him.  He handily dispatches them with a shovel in a really bad-ass scene, but when it comes time to extract information from him, he casts a spell that momentarily makes him look like the skull-plated, spiky warlord he was back in the day to intimidate the fellow.

Potential Spoiler Ends.

And that’s about the time I was jarred from the story.  Personally, I didn’t think it was really necessary to do such a thing other than just to have something magical happen because, hey, it’s a fantasy story and it needs magic, doesn’t it?  Well, not necessarily.  I didn’t see much of a reason why a guy would use that kind of spell when he has just shattered a man’s pelvis with a shovel.

Now, I’ve not finished the book yet and it hasn’t diminished my opinion, so maybe everything gets a little better.  But that’s not the point.

My beef was with the choice, not the magic itself.  Which leads me to the actual subject of magic in fantasy: is it a handicap or a boon?

It was briefly discussed on Speculative Horizons awhile back, with the general theory being posed by George R.R. Martin’s quote that magic often dilutes a story, diminishing impact and characterization.  This is a complaint that has been echoed by a lot of people when it comes to “high magic” settings (we fly on talking storks who take us to forests where grenades grow on trees and armadillos spew fire) versus “low magic” settings (we solve 90% of our problems with swords and the other 10% with swearing and sex).

They’re not entirely wrong, but I think the issue is a little deeper than can be accurately blamed on a trope.

Magic, ideally, is something of a big deal.  The ability to affect reality in more tangible ways than we’re used to is a cornerstone of fantasy.  As a result, you’ll still see books where a subject of praise is the magic system (Spellwright, The Way of Kings, The Black Prism).  What we’re really praising when we praise it, though, is the ability to turn magic into a part of the world, as opposed to something we just throw out because “it’s fantasy, lol.”

And if magic is indeed a big deal, it should ideally provide more impact, more depth, more character.  Sadly, there’s no shortage of fantasy that does the exact opposite.

It’s fairly easy for magic to dilute the story, since magic can be fairly easy in general.  The Great Darkness can be averted with a magical relic designed specifically to destroy it.  The great warrior can be a muscle-bound jerk and a world-class magician, thus making it very hard to feel sympathy for him (because if he can swing a giant sword, hurl fire and get the girl, does he really need us?)  It can be really hard to establish mood and tone if there are no certainties owing to the ability to do anything.

And certainty is what it all comes down to: what does magic do and for what reason?  It’s a character, a part of the world, and like any other character, it needs to be defined.

What are the limitations?  Where does it come from?  Why is it channeled by magic words?  What does the eye of newt do, specifically, in the potion?  Why does a wizard have a spellbook?  Why doesn’t he just keep some condensed notes around?

That’s not to say that magic needs to be outlined, regulated and have its own attorney, though.  It can be a mystical, nebulous thing that doesn’t abide by any rules, logic or any such thing.  But that, too, needs to be certain.  If we are certain that magic is an ancient force beyond our reckoning, then it will jar us if Abercrombie the Swineherd can command the plants to speak.  If we’re certain that magic is prevalent enough that Abercrombie the Swineherd can command the plants to speak, then it will jar us if people don’t solve most of their problems by magic.

Magic is a complicated thing, plot-wise, and above all, it requires a firm choice.  I can see why a lot of people choose to abandon it in their books, it can easily lead to something overly-complex and confusing.  If magic can do A and B, but not C, what happens when we need C?  Ideally, that conflict is what draws the reader in.  But too often, in their search for C, the author will decide that magic suddenly can do C, but just this once and no, they won’t tell you why.

And then we’re not writing a story anymore, we’re just shoehorning things in for the sake of moving things along.  And at that point, the reader, too, is merely moving along, going through the motions instead of actually getting involved in the story.  The tension is gone and the impact is gone.

When we praise good magic systems, we’re praising the fact that they are part of the plot, not shoehorned in.  When we praise stories that are low magic, we’re praising the characters and plot that work without it.  As ever, it comes down to my favorite thing ever said by Scott Lynch that was not “do you want ten dollars, Sam”: “There is no such thing as a bad cliche, only a bad way to use them.”

So, I know I haven’t updated this blog in a bit.  And likewise, I know you’re disappointed.  This blog filled a certain hole in your life, and its momentary absence left you without the melodious soundlessness of my written pomposity.  You’re weeping, bitterly, wondering if you can ever read a blog again, wondering if you can ever love again after what I’ve done to you.

But baby, I had a good reason.

As you might know, I spill authorial blood in the name of Pyr Books and its mighty, hairless overlord, Lou Anders.  When one enters a publishing contract, one is usually required to swear all manner of blood oaths to get there, usually under the careful observation of a demonic overseer.  In our case, Lou and I both offered our blood to Onostrov, Lord of Vendettas (it could be worth; Scalzi had to offer up his soul to Stephen, Demon Accountant).

Thusly, when Lou emailed me with the title: “PANIC TIME,” honor demanded that I oblige swiftly.

As it turns out, media galleys for Black Halo are due…well, I guess next week!  It was “in three weeks” when Lou sent me the email and so I’ve been busting my bottom and engaging in all manner of self-flagellation to make sure I finish his notes, my British editor Simon Spanton’s notes (fact: he gave me the award for bad sex writing, it did not come with a cash prize) and made sure it’s hit my own personal standards.

What does this mean for me?  Well, mostly, that I’ve trimmed a great deal from the book and made it flow with the sort of nice and easy speed that one requires when describing the digestive processes of a colossal sea serpent when said sea serpent interrupts a particularly bizarre romance in which the female protagonist wonders aloud if it makes her less of a person if she can’t kill her love interest.  It’s the sort of fascinating thing that–hey, are you listening?!  Oh, I see.  You want to know what this means for you, don’t you?

For you, this means that Black Halo is out ALL THE FASTER.  Media galleys are a stepping stone between line editing (in which the editor wonders exactly what it means to scalp someone without a knife) and copy editing (in which the copy editor wonders how you got published in the first place), and shortly after that comes galley editing and then, finally, publication.

So when is Black Halo coming out?

Ask Lou.  I don’t get to decide these things!

Well, that pisses me right off, Sykes!  I’d be surprised if you survived the night based on my own personal reaction to this.  I suppose you’d best give me something to soothe my soul!

I have just the thing!  If you check the site, you’ll see that the Lost Pages are now up!  Go in!  Admire the fantastic artwork by this great gentleman here and the accompanying entries!  Plucked straight from Lenk’s journal to better offer you a glimpse into the society that spawns madmen and madwomen, I hope you get as big a kick out of this as I’ve gotten planning it!

Look.

LOOK NOW.

Hey, Sam!

Yyyyeeeeeeesssss?

I notice there’s a lot of changes going on at this site!

You’re very kind to notice!  Our Praise page is already up with fancy things said about my book, myself and my professions.  Our Excerpts page should be ready to go by the end of the week!

Look, man, I already knew you were a huge egomaniac so that Praise thing doesn’t help me.  I was referring more to this “Lost Pages” tab at the top there.

Well, you’re a tad rude, aren’t you, Everyman?  Yes, the Lore tab has been replaced with the Lost Pages.

Well, what’s that about?

It’s about progress, my friend!  The Lost Pages will act as a story within a story, a primer for the characters, mythology and backstory surrounding The Aeons’ Gate and beyond!  Those interested in the book will find a lot of interesting stuff to lure them in.  Those already fans will find deeper, cooler looks into their favorite characters!  The whole thing is illustrated by a very talented artist and very good friend of mine, Michael Lee Lunsford!

Illustrations, huh?  Can we see one?

Well…I was going to save this for later, but I think I might be able to offer you a few passages on Dreadaeleon’s entry.  Why not take a look?

Officially, wizards do not practice “magic.”  Officially, wizards channel “Venarie,” their name for that extra little spice to their bodily stew that makes them capable of amplifying their own natural processes to the awe-inspiring displays of power they’re legendary for.  Officially, the ideal goal for a wizard’s “unintended casualties” is three in ten people dead.

…

Such was the case with Dreadaeleon.  It’s a weird, pretentious name, I know, but one can’t very well call himself a master of energetic manipulations with a name like “Irving,” I suppose.  Ostensibly, Dread chose to follow me out of a desire to hone his own skills and temper his discipline.  It’s not an uncommon practice amongst Venarium initiates, I’m told, and we’ve no shortage of things we need frozen, burned or electrocuted to death.  I’d believe him if not for the fact that, as of the time of his joining, he was roughly seventeen years and I was traveling with two mature women of various backgrounds and temperaments.

Wow!  That’s cool!  Will there be more?

There will!

When?

Next week!

Oh god, I can’t wait that long!

Too bad!

What if the art style isn’t for me?

Then I will open you up like a Christmas present.

Oh…well…uh…

Looking forward to it, right?

The opening?

No, the other thing.

Oh, that!  Yes…yes, that is something I am looking forward to.

Great!  So am I!  See you then!