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No Wives of Snape Here, Please

Now you know me, I view blog posts like cheese.  I like to let them age for a bit, get nice and ripe and then take a bite into them and get food poisoning and then puke in front of my in-laws all over my wife’s ailing grandmother and that’s why she divorced me.

So I can understand your shock in seeing a blog post so soon after the last one.  Don’t worry, I’m not trying to overwhelm you.  If I were going to do that, I would use one of my many doomsday devices for the purpose.

Rather, this is just to address something I was chatting up with my good friend, Robert J. Bennet, author of Mr. Shivers (which you should totally check out if you like darker elements of magical realism and/or hobos on trains).  To give a post of the twitter transcript would be a huge pain in the anus, and my anus can bear no more pain, earthly or spiritual, but he made a pretty solid blog post about it here.

A lot of what we wound up talking about was how motivation makes a villain terrifying or…not.  A summation of his point (and feel free to tell me if I’m mistaken, Robert) would be that a villain with indiscernible or unfathomable motivation is infinitely more terrifying than a villain who has a genuine emotion behind him.

To some extent, it’s true.  To look at his comparison of the Joker and Lord Voldemort, there’s no doubt that the Joker is the more terrifying villain.  Though I kind of suspect the comparison is a little unfair.  For one, the Joker has been around much longer and even he started off as a goofy lunatic dressed up like a clown who was concerned about boners.  It wasn’t until the writers of Batman stopped focusing on the “clown” part and started addressing the fact that this guy was terrifyingly insane that he started to be scary.  And that was because someone that insane, who could kill a thousand people to make a point and wore clown make-up like war paint, occupies a strange little uncanny valley in our brains where it’s not likely to happen, but it could happen and just enough of it is realistic that it scares us.

Most of us probably don’t lie awake at night fearing that evil wizards are out to get us because we’re awesome.

But then again, most of us would probably not follow a tremendously overweight, hairy guy in a dirty trenchcoat into the night just because he told us we were special.

Harry Potter is weird.

So yes, the Joker is a more terrifying villain.  It’s not necessarily his motive that’s unfathomable so much as his logic.  He views society as a joke, sanctity as a set-up and murder as a punchline.  The beauty of Batman, as I’ve mentioned before, is that there are no fights, just philosophical dialogues with fists and Joker isn’t going to stop arguing until Batman gets it.  The fact that Batman is never going to get it is pretty terrifying.

That momentary nerdgasm aside, I feel the need to point out that the whole “unfathomable motive” thing can go hugely awry in a very quick, very awful way.  Frequently, citing Lovecraft as an inspiration as the same way people cite Restless Leg Syndrome as a serious medical condition, people will use words like “unfathomable” and “beyond words” and “too horrifying to be described” and think they’re clever when they’re really just being lazy.  The goal is to have created something so horrifying that it just can’t be expressed in mortal terms, but these kinds of buzzwords tend to suggest that it is just too horrible to be expressed in mortal terms and you’re going to have to take the artist’s word at that because he can’t be arsed to show you himself.

This sort of lazy thinking is the same reason we get Dark Lords, Destroyers and Foes of All That Is Good.  Villains whose logic is so unfathomable and so inscrutable that it simply isn’t there, whose motivations are so vast and so horrific that they just don’t make sense, and not in a good way.  Hopping on the Bandwagon of Darkness tends to lead more often to Saturday Morning Cartoon Villains than to Jokers.  Hell, the Joker was a Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain for a while.  It took a long time for him to be something much more terrifying.

Given that, I can appreciate Robert’s thoughts as to why the Joker is terrifying.  But I feel he’s kind of missing the point in a more human villain.

See, what makes the unfathomable terrifying is that it’s vast, it’s unstoppable and it can’t be reasoned with.  It’s inhuman.  And in being inhuman, it loses us, at least a little bit.  This is why Dark Lords aren’t good villains: the characters are largely insignificant and pointless.  We don’t care what he’s doing because he’s just that evil.  We have to stop him, sure, but that’s as far as the stakes go.

Human villains are not vast or unreasonable and that’s their appeal.  They are distorted reflections, what happens when something happens in a hero’s life that makes him do something that he views as right.  And it’s that last part, viewing it as right, that makes a villain interesting.  Suddenly, he has a reason for doing what he does beyond the fact that he’s evil and since we can understand it, we have some knowledge of what happens if he wins and if he loses.  Sympathetic villains are popular for a reason.  If the villain is just straight up evil, the ending is pretty much foregone: either the heroes win and all is saved or the author is feeling edgy and oh no they lost and now you feel used like the page-turning hussy your mama always said you were.

A sympathetic villain makes you have a stake in what he does and thus enhances the conflict.  Suddenly, the implications are no longer about what happens if the hero loses but what happens if he wins. It turns that mirror upon the hero, to see if he’s actually doing the right thing and leads to character development.  If he’s facing The Destroyer/The Dark Lord/The Goblin King, he doesn’t have to change.  The other guy is evil, so he’s good.  His only problem is stopping the evil.

I have heard some people lament over the lack of straight up black and white heroes (though, to be totally honest, I get the vague suspicion that some, not all, of those people prefer the notion because black versus white used to be much more terrifying in its implications as to who the savage evil orcs were supposed to be) and I can certainly appreciate a straightforward “evil is evil” story when it’s done right.

But it takes a long time to do it right.  Joker long.  Until then, all you’ve got is boners.

But maybe I’m wrong.  What do you think?  Are we just so morally starved that even our villains need to be examples of goodness?  Or do we straight up need bad guys who are so bad they kick orphaned kittens into the mouths of old ladies so the old ladies choke and die and then they pose the old ladies in hilarious poses for their loved ones to find?

Tell me.

Tell me everything.

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Thor Syndrome

Hi.

It’s been awhile, hasn’t it?  I can explain, baby.  Wait.  Wait!  WAIT! OH GOD NO THAT’S MY GRANDMA’S URN DON’T THROW OH NO YOU DID THROW PHHBBT PTOOEY AUGH DEAD RELATIVES ARE IN MY MOUTH AND I CAN TASTE HER MANY YEARS AAAAAAAHHHHHH.

…but yes, I actually do have a couple of good excuses for not having written something in a bit.

Mostly because I’ve been writing other things.  The Skybound Sea has pretty much entered the final third of its first iteration, so that’s good news.  I guess you could technically say it’s almost done.  But it’s worth noting that there are a few “almost dones” on an author’s timeline.  There’s “almost done” (almost finished the first draft), “almost done” (at the very end of the first draft), “almost done” (going through editing), “almost done” (tail end of copy editing), “almost done” (pretty much finished), “almost done” (author has soiled him or herself).

So, it’s definitely in one of those.  My other time has been occupied with something special that I will share with you when the time is right.

But for now, let’s talk about movies.  Specifically, let’s talk about movies that I talked about some time ago.

I have just seen Captain America.

I’m always reluctant to say I didn’t like a movie that everyone else has liked, mostly because I secretly fear turning into a neckbearded, balding-except-for-a-ponytail, greasy fellow who will some day unironically use the phrase “yeah, Krull was pretty good, but the extended edition is better.”  And given that I haven’t shaved in awhile, this is a pretty legitimate concern of mine.

That said, though, I didn’t like it.

I certainly wanted to like it.  I certainly thought I was going to like it.  The first half of the movie did nothing to dissuade me from this idea.  To remark upon positive notes: its style is incredible.  The blend of futura/world of tomorrow super science with gritty, gray World War II bleakness made for a real interesting blend that I was totally in love with from the moment I saw it.  The first half of the movie seemed to really follow in this vein of making a name of its own.  A lot of the movie’s character revolved around subverting, twisting and expertly blending action movie tropes.

We got a lot of humor from the villain throwing a kid into the river to make his escape and Captain America looking over only to have the kid scream back: “It’s okay, I can swim!”  But at the same time, we got a lot of the sappy romance, near brainless heroics, and nostalgic adoration for the traditional superhero.  Captain America is played as kind of bland and straight, but that’s pretty much who he is and it eases things…to a point.

The movie, for an impressively long time, manages to walk a really incredibly fine line, occasionally dipping its toes into new age gritty and sarcastic before it dips another foot into just enough cheesy action movie cliches to satiate fans of the Indiana Jones movies.  This works for half the movie.

After that, it looks to the subtler, more humorous side and says “fuck that” and proceeds to jump into a motorcycle and do a flying, flaming ramp jump into action movie territory where it quickly falls into a sea of mediocrity and drowns a horrible death in a slew of lame action lines, stupid action scenes and shitty action cliches.

As I said, some of this can be forgiven.  Captain America is an action man, which is slightly different than a superhero, and he pretty much is a goon sans neckbeard and grease.  Awkwardness and hokiness could be forgiven more than a little in this movie.  But what’s important is not what the movie plunged into, but rather what it hopped off of.

For the second half of the movie, Captain America simply has no soul.

The one-liners are played perfectly straight and delivered like a Mad Libs for badasses (“Okay, (noun), time for us to (verb), because (shitty line you said in the first half of the movie that is incredibly awkward and only tangentially appropriate here)”).  The romance turns shitty in a hurry.  The action turns from clever dynamics to fist-fights that would be interchangeable in any 1980’s action movie.

Pretty much the same thing that happened in Thor. I had high hopes for Thor, too, after I had heard positive reviews.  I didn’t bother blogging about that one because it really left me feeling kind of unimpressed.  In many ways, Captain America echoes its Norse brother, though, in that it starts strong, falters and promptly shits itself.  Hence the title of this post.  I’m sure there’s an actual disease with those symptoms, but fuck if I’m going to go look it up.

I was talking it over with my friend Carl and he put it pretty squarely for me: creative direction seems to end with the origins story.  Those are parts of the superhero that are most nebulous and open for interpretation, so that’s where people get to do stuff.  Once Thor finds his hammer, once Captain America puts on his helmet, it all tends to be totally downhill, as everything at that point becomes pretty easy to just interchange with any action movie.  Fistfight, romance, fistfight, awkward romance, fistfight, Stan Lee cameo, fistfight.

This is kind of the problem: too many directors, executives, whatever seem to think that creative direction with the myth will hamper the story and that the story will speak for itself.  You want to know why Captain America likes this girl?  He’s Captain America, duh.

The superhero movies that succeed at this (Batman, Iron Man, Spider-Man) are the ones that actually take the time to develop motivation and character and then maintain that character throughout the story after the mask goes on.  I know people sometimes criticize Iron Man 2 for being weaker than its predecessor, but I found it to be even better and not just because I own a Don Cheadle mug.  It was a movie dedicated almost exclusively to character development.  Hell, The Dark Knight and Spider-Man 2 had the same thing, really, and they’re recognized as stronger movies because they had better villains.

But my point is this: the movie is supposed to be a story about the superhero, not a story with a superhero in it.  You can’t just vomit out a vague description of canon and hope that appeases the nerds.  Well, I mean, you can, since tons of people will pay for it anyway, but it’s that one thing that will make the difference.  Thor and The Dark Knight will both make a lot of money, but when someone says “hey, remember Thor?” you’re going to say “yeah, that was a good movie.”  When someone says “hey, remember The Dark Knight” you’re going to give that breathless, shamelessly-nerdy “awwwwww” sound you make when you remember something that really stuck with you.

You know you make that noise.

I’ve seen it.

Basically: Captain America is a case study and, since this is Sam Sykes’ blog, something to be aware of for fantasy writers.  It’s trying very hard to adhere to something that it didn’t create.  It’s trying very hard to be something that is someone else’s standard.  In its adherence, it gave up originality.  In its rigidity, it gave up character.  In its desire to be truly epic, it gave up its own soul.

It’ll still make a shitload of money.

Ain’t no one gonna “awwww” that thing, though.

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Discernation

So, hey, I want you to look at this very fine review of Black Halo by my good friends at Porno Kitsch.

It’s worth drawing attention to, just because with it, I’m noting that I don’t get a lot of gushing reviews (where are you gushers on my Amazon page, hm?  HMMM?)  But I’m kind of pleased about that, really.  I take a lot of pride in the fact that my books seem to stimulate a lot of discussion about art, writing and the process of trying, rather than just a press release blurb and then a number of stars, puntos or strippers at the end (note: if you’re reading this, Porno Kitsch, you should start rating books in strippers).

Which led me to another issue: given the fact that I’m pumping this one, and given the fact that I’m rarely disappointed by a review that at least takes the time to discuss what happened and why it worked or it didn’t, why don’t I pimp more reviews?  I hope you bloggers out there who have been nice enough to take the time to read it don’t think I’m ignoring you.  It’s not you, baby, it’s me.  I know I told you that when we broke up, and when I dated your sister, and when I set your house on fire, and that one time I accidentally shaved your cat, but…

…hang on.

Anyway, to let you in on a little secret: I didn’t handle reviews that well when I was first starting out.  I wasn’t mentally prepared and it really didn’t occur to me that anyone would think I was anything less than fantastic.  So when I got a couple of bad ones starting out, I got really discouraged, depressed and my mood was ruined for days.  I eventually learned to stop reading them (it still sucks, it never stops sucking), but I only really was able to do that after rationally figuring things out for myself.

The fact is: reviews don’t change the art form.  A good review will not make the story different than a bad one.  If lots of people say the same thing (in which case, it’s usually also occurred to me), then I do look at it.  But in the end, the story cannot be dictated.  Not by blogs, not by reviews, not by Publisher’s Weekly and not even, really, by the author.  At the risk of going all douche nouveau on you, I’ll conclude this by saying that one of the methods of keeping myself sane was to not too heavily invest in reviews.

That said, though, if you really wanted to talk about a review or wanted me to bring attention to it/your site, please feel free to let me know and we can set aside a whole dang blog post for it!

On this note, though, I feel I should weigh in on this little tidbit that’s been making the rounds in publishing.

I blush to admit, despite the fact that we’re in the same publishing house, I’ve never read Steph Swainston and I was only barely aware of her up until today when I read on Mark C. Newton’s blog that she was stepping out of the book-writing business.  I’m not going to reply word-for-word, I’m not even going to repost what she said (because, like the gentle oxpecker bird, I sit upon the leathery back of the great, scaly alligator that is Mark C. Newton and peck the parasitic bacteria off his flesh to feed myself), but I am going to address it because it’s been on my mind.

Specifically, this bit:

“I don’t have a problem with fandom,” she says. “But I don’t think fans realise the pressure they put on authors. The very vocal ones can change an author’s next book, even an author’s career, by what they say on the internet. And writers are expected to engage and respond.” She pauses. “The internet is poison to authors.”

There’s been a lot of hithering and thithering about this, of course, as to whether she’s weak, nutty, wrong, right.  I’m not prepared to suggest any of that, of course; she’s doing what works for her and she’s not comfortable with what’s going on in her career.  It’s a totally sane, respectable and laudable idea to bow out of it.

That said, though, I do sympathize with her standing here and that’s what brings me back to the notion of internet engagement.  It’s essential: it’s great for interacting with readers, it’s great for marketing yourself, it’s great for getting in touch with other people and getting to know authors.  It’s also incredibly irritating: people are always talking about you, at you or some notion of you that they think they know.  There is positive and negative, push and pull, yin and yang, Twi and La.

And I’m not sure I can separate them yet.

That might sound like crying over milk that is not only not spilled, but sitting in a golden goblet, but before Richard Dawkins tells me to quit whining, I feel I should point out that it’s pretty stressful.  To me, it seems like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.  On the one hand, you need to have the internet presence: the website, the response, the facebook, the clever, witty blog in which you swear a lot.  But on the other hand, you need to have a thick skin, the fact that people can sometimes take a dump on you is just taken as granted and you can never violate the golden rule: don’t respond to criticism.

A lot of people tell me that it’s easy to grow that thick skin and just ignore the negative and embrace the positive.  It might just be me, but I don’t think it’s actually that easy, because while it doesn’t blend together, it does tend to run into each other.  Someone praising you might invoke someone else coming in and calling you a hack.  Someone saying you have a good point might invoke someone else coming in and saying “NO HE A WHINY BABY.”

Because this is the internet.  And it’s not really compartmentalized.

It’s like standing in a big room at a party.  Most of the time, you’re having a lovely time.  But occasionally, you feel a wet smack of someone slapping a fish against the back of your head.  You turn around and there’s a guy with a bucketful of fish standing in the corner, staring at you.  When you turn away, he smacks you with a fish again. The people you’re talking to are perturbed that your witty repartee is disrupted by getting smacked with a fish.  You get hit again and then you pick up the fish and smack him back and then no one wants to talk to you because you smell like fish now.  And then three other guys with fish show up: one starts smacking you out of solidarity, one starts smacking you because he assumes you’re into that now and the third starts smacking you with a fish because you’re not paying the proper respect to prose poetry.

Granted, these are never the fans and I severely disagree with Ms. Swainston that the fans are the burden.  I feel if you don’t like talking to people, you’re probably not in the right line of work (which, apparently, she agrees with), but I certainly do sympathize with the fact that it can be difficult to separate the good from the bad and to have very little recourse once you do.  It’s generally considered poor form to come out and bitch about a reviewer that didn’t like you or a guy who hates you (see fish theory) and, let’s be honest, it’s hard to feel bad for a person whose chief issue is having too much attention.

There’s talking to other authors, of course (and this is an astonishingly supportive community for those purposes), but there’s only so much they can do.  Everyone’s issues are different and they have problems of their own.

And yet…I can’t help but feel that it is kind of part of the territory.  You do have to grow a thicker hide, you do have to get tougher, you do occasionally have to eat some doo doo with a smile.  It’s tough, and I sympathize with that wholly, but it’s still something that kind of has to be done.  Does the negativity and irritation ever stop sucking?  No.  But does it frequently pale in comparison with the people who love the work and, most importantly, the fact that you are writing, doing what you love for a living?

Hell yes.

And that’s why I’m certainly not asking for sympathy.  I’m not weeping over what a hard life an author has.  I’m not even sure I agree with the fact that receiving negative attention and finding it overwhelming is a good reason for ducking out.  But I do understand.  I do sympathize.  I do wish Ms. Swainston the best of luck with whatever happens next for her.

But for now, it’s still a pretty sweet life.

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Builders of the World: UNITE!

So, if you pay attention to this blog at all, you’ve probably recognized that I, and a lot of people who talk on this blog, do a lot of bashing on worldbuilding. For what we assume to be good reason.

The argument is pretty easy to see if you peruse this blog: worldbuilding adds unnecessary fluff that deviates from plot, character development and overall deadens the sense of wonder by way of murdering with detail.

That’s the argument.  I’m not sure it’s right, but that’s the one I’ve been sticking with.

It occurs to me, though, that we don’t see a lot of talk about it from the other side: those who praise worldbuilding, who drool over magic systems and gush about the language of the birds and all the subtle nuances of the tone and touch of a Wombatman.  Perhaps it’s that I’m simply missing something.  Maybe there’s some glory to worldbuilding that I’m just not clear on?  Maybe it adds in a way I hadn’t considered before?

This is my humble request, if you are indeed one of those people who clings to the notion: what is it?  What am I missing?  Am I using the entirely wrong definition of worldbuilding?  Am I just too dense to grasp it?  In the interests of discussing this and furthering everyone’s collective knowledge, I’d genuinely like to know.

So tell me.  Either here, in email, whatever you want.  We should know this.

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Sam Sykes Hates Fun

I have become convinced that everything fun happens only when I’m somewhere where there is not fun.

I’m absolutely certain that, whenever I decide to not come to World Fantasy Con, George R.R. Martin will show up ten minutes after it begins by driving through the hotel doors what will go down in history as a “battle-ready golf cart,” an orangutan riding shotgun, with a shotgun, before dusting off his brightly-colored gleeman clothes and proclaiming to the stunned onlookers: “Hey everybody!  We’re all gonna get laid!”

During that year, they’ll probably solve a Scooby Doo mystery involving Terry Goodkind in a rubber mask and Peter Brett will learn the meaning of Christmas.  And I’ll be off somewhere at a lame Halloween party holding back a large man’s greasy ponytail as he explains to me the superiority of Silver Age Drizzt versus new and gritty Drizzt in between vomiting out steaming globs of Cheetohs and tequila.

A more pertinent example would be the Writing YA workshop run by James A. Owen, one of my good friends and favorite authors, in which he said this (paraphrased to me, secondhand, while I was inebriated, by a friend who was there, but also inebriated at time):

Say what you will about Stephenie Meyer, but she managed to make holding hands sexy and desirable.

At the risk of heaping a little more sweetness on what is already a decidedly sugary load: it’s a testament to James that his secondhand words inspire an epiphany on my part.  And, if you’ll permit me one more indulgence in an anecdote, I’ll share it with you.

It’s really difficult for anyone to respond to criticism of any kind, much less the kind that occurs when someone takes exception to something you intended to do.  Thus, when I get complaints that my worldbuilding is lacking, there is no swearing, people survive too frequently and there is no sex in the first two books, I don’t rightly know what to do.  Or rather, I didn’t quite know what to do until James put it into perspective.

And thus, the conclusion: in indulging in the Epicness (Epicity?  Epicureanism?  Epicality?) of Epic Fantasy, we lose something.  And I think that “something” is the sense of wonder that (I feel) should permeate this genre more than anything.

A lot of the worldbuilding in The Aeons’ Gate is skimpy by design.  A lot of that design comes from preference, of course.  I, personally, don’t have a colossal love for fully-fleshed-out cultures and societies in which the joy comes from seeing the nuances, economies and etiquettes come into play and subsequent clash with each other (though I greatly envy those authors who can do it well, let alone the few that can do it extremely well).  But a lot of it is driven by logic: when the society is forgotten or a mystery, the characters get to discover it with the reader.  When the world is unexplored, we get to see it through the eyes of someone who never has.  When the wondrous becomes mundane, it becomes a chore, at least in the character’s eyes.

It’s the same logic that drove me not to overly define the intricacies of shictish society, the cultures of pants-stealing lizardmen or the mating rituals of the dragonmen (No.  Never.  Never ask).  It’s the same logic that drove me to have racial tension and societal distrust.  I wanted this to be new for everyone who was involved in it: the reader, the characters and even myself, to some degree.

But that’s worldbuilding, and we’ve talked enough about that over this blog that we don’t need a tremendous more discussion.  And I did mention sex, didn’t I?  Also death.  So, permit me to be slightly subversive and apply this logic to that.

I think, in the name of being gritty, we sometimes forget why we’re supposed to care.

Let me clarify before things get out of hand: this is not a rant about how nihilism is infecting our beloved fantasy, how our prose poetry and moral values are being corrupted.  Anyone who knows me knows that I don’t dig on the traditional fantasy all that much.  But at the same time, it would be unethical not to investigate the “other side.”  I resent the idea that grit is its own genre (rather than a feel or mood) and one mutually exclusive to anything else, but I feel that this is a rather popular perception that we should probably talk about.

The point is that: character death for shock value is meaningless.  Portraying sex to show how grown-up fantasy has become doesn’t really accomplish that.  Swearing for the sake of swearing isn’t really going to impress anyone.

I’m not leveling any of these accusations against the more classically gritty authors, but I do note that it’s frequently bemoaned in a lot of communities: “Where’s the death?  Where’s the sex?  Where’s the cursing?”  A lot of this comes back to my last post in which there are a lot of people clamoring for more of the same thing, but I think it’s worth studying exactly why you can’t throw these in at audience request.

Bluntly: they are there for the characterization.  A character’s death should not be brought out as an author’s way of saying “THINGS JUST GOT REAL, HOMEY” but rather as a means for inspiring loss, inspiring change.  It can alter the plot, sure, but it will do so by altering the characters.  And, frankly, it can be done without a character death.  That’s a highly effective way of doing it, sure, and in the hands of someone who knows how it will affect the other characters, it changes everything (R.I.P. Ned Stark).  But when it’s thrown around just to display the raw grit of it, it will shock, you will know that people can die, but it doesn’t inherently raise the stakes unless it affects the other characters.

It’s the same with sex and romance: it’s not there as a payoff or a goal, but rather as another conflict.  Sex is meaningless unless it’s done as a means of portraying characterization.  It can titillate, of course (though that has its own hazards, Hamiltonian-style), but it shouldn’t be there just to get all up in your grill and say “look how adult this is, look.”  It needs to have consequence.  It needs to have conflict.  It needs to affect things, otherwise it’s filler.

But does it need to have wonder?  Either of it?

Well…

It would be silly to suggest that you need to have every sex scene read like two virgins discovering each other and themselves for the first time and getting all poetic about it.  And yet, that element of discovery should be part of it, I feel.  That discovery that comes from realizing what loss is, that change can be difficult to accept even without death and what those people mean to you when they do change.  The discovery that comes from realizing what one person meant to you or what they didn’t mean to you when the sex went down.   The discovery that can come from just what holding hands with the right person means.

They don’t always have to pleasant discoveries.  They don’t always have to be overt.  They don’t even have to be obvious.  But I do think that, if they’re done well, they’re there.

It occurs to me that, if you haven’t read The First Law Trilogy or Best Served Cold, you are a villain.  Also, something that might be spoilers below.

If I had to cite an example, I’d argue that Joe Abercrombie illustrated these points (as far as death and sex went) rather well during his main trilogy and subsequent stand-alone Best Served Cold. Lots of people died, true.  Many of them named, true.  But the core characters?  It’s been ages (and they really do deserve a re-read), but I don’t think any of them died.  But did they walk away from it unchanged?  No.  Not even a little.  Death, it could be argued, wouldn’t change them.  It was too familiar to them.  It was the unbearable sense of being more than death that ultimately got them.

Same with the sex.  The sex was gruff, coarse, aggressive and, ultimately, meaningless.  It didn’t stop Shivers from going nuts.  It didn’t make Monza stop and reconsider (save, arguably, at the very end).  That which should have, did not (which is what Mr. Abercrombie does well), that which shouldn’t have, did.  It was a subversion, of course, but it was discovery, it was wonder, if untraditional.

That is the summation of it: in bowing to the traditions of “epic,” I think we lose things.  In building worlds too great,  we lose a sense of wonder and discovery that comes with it.  In the interests of racking up a body count, we lose an idea as to why it’s important that people die in the first place.  In the interests of sexing ourselves up, we forget exactly why it’s occasionally awesome to be holding hands with someone.

And because this is a Sam Sykes blog post, it has to be inherently anti-establishment: don’t sweat what “epic” should be.  Don’t sweat the deaths, don’t sweat the sex, don’t sweat anything else that should be.  Worry about what is, what you have, what you ought to do.

You make it work.  The genre does not.

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Blargh Ugh Wugh

If I can have but one thing said about me after I am finally in the earth (preferably after a dramatic battle in which all authors unite to destroy me), I would like it to be this: “He was the founder of the International Bikini Jousting League.”

If I can have two, I would like the other one to be: “He was never a dick without intentionally wanting to be one.”

Today, I might compromise that latter part, since today I am going to call out someone.

Before I continue, I want to preface this post with a few points:

1. I am not trying to quash anyone’s theories, pleas or discussions.  I absolutely welcome the idea put forth below, even if I disagree with it.

2. I take absolutely no issue with the poster.  Only his post.

3. It’s worth noting that I’ve been accused of the same thing that is present in this post and, at least in part, I am venting some of my personal frustration with it.

4. It’s also worth noting that I have, on public account, been guilty of the same dismissive attitude before (steampunk fans probably have a good reason to be irritated at me).  I don’t quite agree with myself back then, but I don’t blame anyone who still holds it against me.

If any of these reasons don’t sit well with you, or if you don’t believe me, then I must advise you that this post will not sit well with you.  Aside from that, though…

On one of the latest editions of SF Signal: Mind Meld, a thriving discussion on underutilized cultures in fantasy (with some very excellent posts by noted authors that you should definitely check out) is born.  It might be said that I’m being an anus and a troll by picking at the comments, but one of these, by B.C. Smith, stuck out to me:

What bothers me is that no one (Gaslight dogs, I’m looking right at you) can write a SFF novel set in another culture WITHOUT making a big political statement. So much so that it destroys whatever interest I had in the story or charactors. That and some just can’t simply write good stories (hint: just because a SFF novel is set in X culture other than europe and has a POC protagonist DOES NOT MEAN IT’S GOING TO BE A GREAT BOOK). Shall I point people to the awful short story ‘pimp my airship’ (damn, does it pain me to have to bring that up) and the urban fantasy series by maurice broaddus. Not exactly quality literature and not even good SFF period. That and the fact that some authors take the lousy route of just doing a LOTR\D&D clone set in an arabian fantasyland (hey! just like a certain saladin ahmed novel coming out). I personally can’t wait to see somebody do an asian fantasy that reads more like Joe abercrombie, scott lynch, GRRM, brent weeks, glen cook or steven erikson rather than said D&D clone masquerading as something creative or original. And I like my share of fantasy in other cultures (the desert of souls and the winds of khalakovo), but when somebody writes in those settings just to use their charactors just to carry out their political themes (resulting in me being bored to TEARS) or get praise for being different but who really CAN’T be orignal with anything else, that just reeks of sheer fail. Heh, I could get shot down for all that, but please consider it.

There’s a lot of this post we could comment on, some that probably should be commented on by people with more of a strength for it than me, but, at the risk of being a picker of nits, I wanted to address something in this post that I find alarmingly more commonplace online and in genre readerships.

We frequently bemoan the lack of originality in fantasy, dismissing things as D&D clones/LotR clones/GRRM-hacks, whatever.  This is not always an unfair assessment, but when it’s followed by such a dismissive gesture without even having read the book in question, it can come off as extraordinarily thick.  Beyond that, there is a certain brain-twisting ire that arises from a declaration that nothing is original followed by a laundry list of authors that other books are faulted for not being more similar to.

I definitely don’t want to seem like there’s something I’m not getting, and I most certainly don’t want to appear as though I’m picking on B.C. Smith here, but something about this just doesn’t add up to me.

You can’t mutter irately about a lack of originality and then complain that more people aren’t like Brent Weeks or Joe Abercrombie.  It doesn’t work that way.

You certainly can not like a book.  You can even look at a book without reading it and decide it has no interest for you and simply pass it by.  I don’t and never will claim to be the supreme arbiter of taste.  But to not read a book, not like it, then go on to claim not only what it is but what it should have been cheapens the book itself, cheapens the book it was being compared to and cheapens the readership as a whole, giving the impression and reinforcing the impression that we only like the same thing told over and over.

Again, I’m not implying that every book deserves your unending support simply by virtue of having been written.  I’m not suggesting that you need to agree with every book, accept every book or even restrain yourself from criticizing a book.  Criticism breeds discussion and the more discussion there is, the stronger the book is.  I’m not even saying you need to read outside your comfort zone.  If you enjoy Brent Weeks and only Brent Weeks, go right ahead.  He’s an awesome author and his books are great.

But don’t read Brent Weeks, only Brent Weeks, then proclaim other books to be unoriginal D&D clones because they aren’t Brent Weeks.

That’s all I’m saying, directly.

What I’m suggesting goes a little further.

I’m suggesting that diversity does more to help readers and writers than is apparent.  The more readers appreciate diversity and originality, even if it’s not always successful, the more encouragement publishers have to pick up the new and offbeat.  The more writers write new and offbeat, the more diversity readers have to read.  I am suggesting that you never have anything to lose by exploring beyond what you’re comfortable reading.  I am suggesting that you won’t always like what you read, but you’ll have new perspective that enhances your other readings.  I am suggesting that you owe it to yourself, not the author, to go out of your way to appreciate diversity, resist the urge to dismiss and to sometimes be surprised by what you’ve read.

You may like Brent Weeks.  I like him, too.  I like his books a lot.  But I wouldn’t like a store in which every book is a copy of The Night Angel Trilogy.

The only time I want to see more than one Brent Weeks on the shelf is when he finally realizes his dream of opening the super-store franchise, Weeks’ World, your go-to shop-stop for all things Brent Weeks and Brent Weeks-related including home fitness DVDs, haircare products, action figures, effigies of Joe Abercrombie and officially-licensed BrentGrillz, the only portable, indoor, electric grill endorsed by Brent Weeks.

It will happen one day, my friends.

And it will be glorious.

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Emerging from Hideous Coccoons

So, the progress on The Skybound Sea is…solid.  It’s moving, in any event, and moving in a forward direction.  That’s not a bad thing.  It is, however, not moving as fast as I would like it to and as a result, blogging and general forms of communication are taking a hit for it, which is also not a bad thing.  Presumably, you enjoy my writing as much as my blog or you probably wouldn’t be here and, as a result, you might not take offense if the latter bleeds a little for the former.  Hopefully, that’s not a bad thing.

But since this is my blog and we are here to talk about bad things, I would like to expose you all a little to Scott Adams’ latest insanity.

I’m not linking directly to his site because I don’t at all mind denying him some traffic and I’m not going to list the previous episodes of the great saga of Mr. Adams’ douchebaggery which, at this point, is becoming something that can only be described as mythical, as in so fantastic it can hardly be believed.  Mr. Jeff Fecke of the blog I just linked does a fine job of it, anyway, which was lovely of him to write.  But, in the interests of not being completely useless, let me summarize things for you.

Inceptum: Scott Adams draws Dilbert, a cartoon that hasn’t been relevant in a format that hasn’t been relevant for years now.  And given that everyone now knows what a memo is and isn’t really stirred to laughter by the observation that managers can sometimes be incompetent, our boy Scott is desperately looking for a new way to keep from fading out of notice.

Medius: Scott Adams discovers that people who say stupid shit online often get a lot of attention.

Terminus: Scott Adams puts his certified genius to work for him by making sweeping revelations to astound the minds of mere mortals by likening women to angry children, the womens’ rights movement to a weary joke, men to slavering rape-machines incapable of controlling themselves and people who don’t agree with him to simpering chimps at keyboards.  Any contradiction or question angled toward him is met with the rolling of eyes and the gentle reminder that this is just fact and if you have a problem with it, you’re living in denial.

It’s that last part we should pay attention to because it’s that last part that actually has some relevance on what we should talk about as writers.  Because frankly, we’ve probably all been guilty of it at some point.

The thing is, you’ve probably heard that before in a few ways and with good reason.  The blatant acceptance of fact tends to be rather closely linked with some common complaints of SF/F in general: that it’s conservative, that it doesn’t do a lot of pushing of social mores, that it’s insensitive and underutilizes characters of different orientations.  And likewise, we tend to accept it all with our various reasons: “a woman couldn’t beat up a man, that’s just impossible,” “women didn’t have equal rights in a medieval society,” “a gay person couldn’t function normally in this kind of society so we can’t use it here” and variations on “that wouldn’t happen.”

Which baffles me.

I mean, presumably we’re writing in this particular genre because of the freedom it allows, because of the worlds we can create and because of the characters we throw into it.  Why some people are so eager to slap down rules, constraints and the same sort of legalities that govern our every day life is, to me, more than a little baffling. I mean, why invent a vast, sprawling world if you want it to act, look, feel and work exactly like medieval England except with one or two twists (“yes, well, my peasants shovel their own feces instead of animals'”).  Why not do whatever the hell you want?

By that, of course, I’m not suggesting that you do just throw things around willy-nilly with violent whimsy and fuck whoever takes exception to that.  I’m merely suggesting you think carefully about the discrepancies between rules and logic.

Logic suggests that the wilting flower of a woman wouldn’t be able to fight off a big man, logic suggests that a homosexual character probably wouldn’t find acceptance very readily in a society that is theoretically more regressive than our own modern one in which this is still a challenge, logic suggests that a society based on patriarchy wouldn’t value womens’ rights very much.

But logic doesn’t say that a woman couldn’t find a way to fight a big man through one way or another, logic doesn’t say that a homosexual character couldn’t exist, persevere and even find some measure of happiness in the face of adversity, logic doesn’t say that women wouldn’t think of rights as being all that important even if not a lot of people do, logic doesn’t say “that can’t happen.”

Rules do.

Logic is something you can twist, bend, mold and adapt, like clay.  You can use it to change a character, to change society, to change reality and readers will love it because you’re offering that by changing the world around them instead of pulling stuff out of your anus to fit the plot.  Rules are just constraints.  They do not change.  They do not alter.  Your reader will be bored because, once they figure out the rules, they know what’s going to happen.  You need logic.  You don’t need rules.

But the reason we bring Scott Adams into all of this is because he represents a very real danger from following the rules, from accepting fact too easily, from twisting yourself until your logic becomes as immutable as rules: you can start thinking that people on an individual level have rules, that people act a certain way, that black people do this, that white people do this.

That’s not just insane.  That’s not just unsatisfying for a reader.  That’s the antithesis of writing, regardless of genre.  You are not there to tell people how everyone in the world is.  At least, not directly.  You’re there to tell them how these people are and how these people relate to the world around them, which is not something that anyone else would do, because you’re writing them and you aren’t anyone else and people will read you because of that.

And if you’re playing by rules, then you simply aren’t being yourself.

Doubt fact.

Forget rules.

Challenge everything.

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All About eBooks

So, by now, you might have noticed that Tome of the Undergates is on Kindle, but not Nook, and Black Halo is taking its sweet time getting to either one.  I’ve gotten a number of emails about this and I thought I’d make a post for clarification on exactly why it is that my books, while certainly heading to the eReaders, are doing so with all the desperation of an overweight cannibal chasing a quadruple amputee doused in honey mustard.

First of all: yes, we have absolutely every plan to put them on every goddamn eReader we possibly can.

Secondly: no, it isn’t a matter of corporate greed or sticky red-tape tactics on behalf of Pyr or Amazon/Barnes and Noble/iBooks.

Thirdly: yes, laziness probably does factor into it, but not on our parts.  Lou Anders busts his bottom more than most editors in all things, and this is no exception, which brings us to the real reason why it’s taking so long…

We don’t want to look like shit.

I mean, if you’ve picked up any eBook by now, you’ve probably come across one or two that look less like a work of fiction and more like the disjointed, erratic manifesto of a madman.  eBooks tend to be riddled with errors and formatting problems of all kinds, largely because a lot of publishers are content to throw a .pdf file out there and call it a day.

Given that Pyr puts exactly 2.4 metric asstons of effort into the interior of their books, though, they are not all that willing to just toss it aside.  The end result is that our eBooks look really good, with proper formatting, illustrations and fonts all preserved.  The side effect is that such a thing takes a lot of time and effort on behalf of Lou and our lovely assistant editor, Rene Sears.

So, yes.  It’s coming.  It’s just coming slowly and carefully, like a heart surgeon.

…well, that was wrapped up rather quick, wasn’t it?  I’m a little disappointed that didn’t take at all as long as I’m used to.  I mean, usually, there’s a lot of meandering and metaphors to artificially inflate my posts so that you think I have something to say.  Admittedly, you might be feeling a little stiffed.  Here, let me make it up to you by saying exactly the same thing in a snippet from my latest project: a Dante’s Inferno-style biography of Lou Anders that I’m calling The Anderman.

Canto 6, Verse 22

And because I showed no fear, he wanted me to know more,

thus he opened the doors and I beheld them: shackled to their desks,

in life hereafter as they had been in life waking.  Perhaps it was

the editor’s great sin that he be damned to a hell without love lost,

knives in the belly, soddering irons in the flesh, fire in the spirit.

Nay, we had lived too long and too little to earn anything but this.

Our hell was repetition.

I leaned beside one of the damned, his eyes glass and his fingers curled,

and he looked to me and spake:

“Yea, Anderman, thou hast come far and with great fear in thy heart,

but a heart thy still possesseth and thou art cruel to come show it to those

who yet crave to have one beating in their chest.”

Said I to he:

“Pray, you unfortunate soul, what dost thou dwell here before thy glass screen?”

“Ah, canst thou be so relentlessly vulgar as to not know, Anderman?

Perhaps thy heart beats only with fear,

thy love spent long ago.

Knowest thou that we toil to amend the sin of poor formatting,

a year for each typo, as the Devil’s due,

and as the Devil is petty this is indeed a vengeance served

for that time he tried to read The Lies of Locke Lamora and we

accidentally replaced “Locke” with “Steve.”

I turned to my guide and begged him to take me away,

I could not bear the sight of these tragedies.

And my partner blinked once, the sound of glass shattering,

and returned to a work that would never be finished

as though I had never even looked at him.

Would that I never had.

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Defend Yourself, Weakling!

So, one thing that was mentioned in great, sopping liberal quantities was the notion of “paying it forward.”  No doubt, we are a lucky few to have been published and, even doubtlesslier (it’s a word now, I said so), it’s true that the author community is raunchy and rife with great, heaving support for one another.  The many authors who have helped me out, of course, were not obliged to do so and their advice, wisdom and good will has done no small part in keeping me alive today.

And yet, we cannot ignore the fact that I am an awful person.  Thusly, rather than trying and failing to ape more tender-hearted ways of offering another author exposure and incentive to produce, much like a robot attempts to understand emotions, I have decided instead to opt for something a touch more aggressive.

Welcome to DEFEND YOURSELF, WEAKLING!

This is a series of interviews I hope to launch with a specific goal in mind: addressing the weaknesses and doubts in a novel the more cynical in us might have.  By placing the defense of a book in the author’s hands, I hope to see illusions dispelled, naysayers silenced and, hopefully, someone crying at the end.

And the blushing author who will be defiled to rob this feature of its innocence?  Please give a warm, fuzzy welcome to…

ANDREW MAYER


Let us…BEGIN.

Andrew.  Welcome to this hallowed blog.

Welcome to this Borrowed Hog? That’s not what I was expecting at all.

Please show the proper respect and note that your commoner insolence will not be tolerated.

Sorry. Sometimes I like to eat my words with a spoonerism.

Please tell us why you are here wasting our time.

I wrote a steampunk novel! It’s called The Falling Machine, and the book is the first in a trilogy about steampunk superheroes in 1880’s New York. The entire series is called The Society of Steam, and the main character is a young woman named Sarah Stanton. She’s dreamed of becoming a superhero ever since she was a child, and suddenly finds herself forced into a terrifying adventure when her mentor is killed in front of her on the top of the (unfinished) Brooklyn Bridge.

Helping her to uncover the mystery is a mechanical man called the Automaton.

Let us begin by noting that you are writing in the steampunk genre.

Guilty as charged. In my defense, when I started putting together the first volume in 2007 I had no idea the genre would grow so big so quickly.

Please define steampunk and how it is inferior to our Glorious Peoples’ Republic of Epic Fantasy.

My three word definition for Steampunk is Victorian era fantasy. That is, of course, a wildly inaccurate definition, but it comes in useful when I’m talking to normally dressed people while wearing a Top hat and goggles.

I’d say as a genre it’s inferior to fantasy in the sense that steampunk stories often take place in a world far more similar to our own than the average fantasy story does. That means that, as a writer, when you’re faced with a sticky plot point you can’t just magic up whatever solution you need, or have a dragon (or an army–or a dragon army) show to get your hero out of trouble. (Insert smiley here.)

Instead we just invent magical gatling guns, and the go read an article on Wikipedia.
Here in our mighty world, we are often tasked with creating whole new worlds.  While in steampunk, you are often asked to twist the existing world to your own ends.  In this, you become something of a puppet of meat, slicing the faces of your victims off and wearing them over your own hideous guise in a ghastly mockery of society.  Tell us, what kind of face does your book wear?

The Automaton, my mechanical man who plays quite a large role in the book, wears a porcelain face with human features painted onto it, so there’s a literal answer for you.

But, metaphorically speaking, the Falling Machine is in an alternate reality story. But unlike a lot of other Steampunk books with timelines split off from our own, I wanted to create another world the way that Marvel comics do. Their future will, barring any apocalyptic actions by super-villains, one day be the same as our future. They will have a president Obama, iPhones, and all the rest. But unlike comics, my characters age and die normally.

As for being a “mockery of society”, I’ve already had a reader accuse me of being too kind to the upper class characters in the book. All I can say is that I hope she reads book two, because all is not as it appears to be…

It is also worth mentioning that you are a male of the species.  Let us consider the prominent writers in the steampunk/Victorian genre: Cherie Priest.

Gail Carriger.

Leanna Renee Heiber.

You.

One of these is an impostor.  You are neither an attractive female that might one day say I am kind of cute and thus validate my life, nor do you possess the upper crust high society bourgeois upbringing of these females, as indicated by your filthy fingernails.  Please explain how we are to take you seriously and why we should pay attention to you.

Well, I’ve been lucky enough to have been on a panel with Cherie and Gail, and they are intelligent, lovely, wickedly-talented women who are indeed very validating.

But this isn’t my first time trying to become an author. A while back I came pretty close to becoming a writer, and instead I decided that I’d go make videogames, so I’ve been doing that since the 90s. As a game designer and producer I’ve worked on games with characters from Batman to Reader Rabbit. But in the end my focus has always been on thinking about my audience and giving them an experience that’s worth their time and money. And that’s one of the things I’ve been focusing on with this book.

I’m trying to have interesting, thoughtful characters with genuine emotions, but at the same time I have some huge pieces of action that they get involved with. I never want to have a scene where there isn’t an emotional reason that the character is involved. And The Falling Machine is only the beginning, as the stakes get higher and higher in each book, both for the characters personally, and the world that they inhabit.

It is at this point in an interview that we are sometimes given to asking about how steampunk fits into “The Genre” of science fiction.  It is a common human failing, one that we must eradicate.  Do you agree?  Please explain how your book differs from this dying dominion of loathsome humanoids on decaying rocks or whether you are, indeed, the Saving Light of A Frail Industry, as you have often proclaimed yourself.

One of my favorite definitions of science fiction and fantasy goes like this:

Science Fiction is about personifying humanity’s relationship with technology, Fantasy is about personifying humanity’s relationship with its symbols.

Through fiction we explore those relationships with (and through) our characters. So even though I made a joke about Fantasy “having it easy” above, steampunk authors get to a similar cheat, because we can choose whatever elements of Fantasy and Science Fiction we want to use, and ignore the rest.

Because my story has superheroes in it, I’ve landed somewhere in the middle. Some characters definitely have superhuman powers, but they all are heavily concerned with the effects that new technologies have on their world.

But no matter where you land, I think the trick is to take all this fantastic stuff and crush it down into a level where it’s about human concerns and problems. I can have all the steampunk trappings, but in the end it’s a story about a young girl and a mechanical man, trying to make their way through the world.

(Also, can a shining light actually save anything?)
Your hubris will someday be your downfall.  Please tell us how you would like to die.

Quickly and painlessly. I would also prefer to have some dignity left when I go, but from what I’ve seen that’s highly unlikely.
What is your favorite animal?  Keep in mind that answering falsely will let us know that you are a scoundrel and a threat to reunification.

Having interacted with a number of them, I’m a pretty big fan of dogs. I like their loyalty, and the fact that they gave up their own evolutionary path to travel along the DNA highway with us hairless monkeys for the last twenty millennia or so.

Let us end this tragic interview by having you justify why we should look at your book in such a way that might make us buy it. 

I’ve tried to make The Falling Machine a book that expresses what makes me passionate about the genres of Steampunk and Superheroes. I’ve tried to create a world filled with characters with depth and emotion while still having mechanical men, harpoon firing villains, and a huge battles–and that’s just all in the first 10,000 words.

I think the best thing about genre fiction is the ability to blend the ridiculous with the sublime, and with this book I’ve tried to provide heaping helpings of both while telling what I hope is an emotional story about the consequences of power.

Your time is appreciated.  You may now thank us for indulging you.
 

Thanks indeed! I appreciate the chance to reach out to your ever-growing army of Sykers. I can only hope that my book will entertain them half as much as yours have.

People who are interested can find me over at andrewpmayer.com and/or facebook.com/societyofsteam

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Phoenix Comicon Wrap-Up

If you missed me at Phoenix Comicon, you are basically a big ol’ smelly ol’ mean ol’ ol’ troll and I hate you forever.  Lee Whiteside puts intense effort into this sonofabitch and you just threw it all away!  It’s okay, Lee.  I appreciate you.

If you came to see me, though, you probably want your money back because I am a perpetual disappointment.  All of my panels were well-attended, and for that I am pleased, but I was frequently a disgrace and a lout at most of them.  I spent a very lengthy conversation with Michael Stackpole over whether or not it is funny to taze an elderly woman (I still kind of think it is, if the context is right).  I called Paul Cornell a dick at least six times in public view (in private view, I put an index card in front of him and told him to eat it).  John Scalzi, at one point, spoke loudly and with great disgust: “I have been MOISTENED by Sam Sykes!” (no, I won’t explain, ask him).

And I got to see my good friend, James A. Owen again, who gave us a very awesome present (again, you’ll have to ask Scalzi).

That is to say, it was a super fun weekend and I’m really glad everyone who came did so.

Probably one of the best aspects of this weekend was meeting Cherie Priest.  From her tweets, her writing and her austere, enigmatic pictures, I kind of suspected she would be a reserved, quiet and dignified creature.

…no.

Ms. Priest is basically the closest thing to a Leprechaun I have ever met.  She is very, very exuberant when she talks and she starts hopping up and down like she’s going to tell you a riddle or something and then it’s infectious and you’re hopping up and down and it’s really, really fun talking to her and you just want to keep talking and then she stops hopping and you’re still hopping and she’s like “dude, control yourself.”

Also, her husband likes pugs, so, I mean, yeah.

John Scalzi is ever a delight to hang out with and, if I were you, I’d keep an eye on his blog for something really important in the coming days.  Seriously.  You’re going to want to watch it.

The priority of delight, however, goes to the people who came to my panel, the people with a lust for talking about writing.  I adore these panels and I adore Comicon for giving me the opportunity to spaz out in front of a large audience, whom I equally adore for their enthusiasm and exuberance for the subjects, which we all adore.  So there is a lot of adoration going on.  Thanks to all the fans and moderators who made it possible.

I actually quite liked the idea of an epic fantasy-themed set of panels, like we had.  From Worldbuilding to Magic Systems to Combat Writing, we managed to touch on a lot of very cool bases and subjects and I like to think a lot of people were helped by what we (Michael Stackpole, James A. Owen) and myself had to say on the subject.

But, as fun as they were, I think I might have liked the other panels on Social Media and the Big Idea even better.  Why?  Because they came away with a message that I’d like to share with you.

Writing is not a competitive sport.

Don’t look at it that way.  There may be blogs saying that only ONE can emerge triumphant.  There may be awards recognizing excellence.  There may be hordes of people proclaiming one way or another.  But writing is not about competition.  There is no such thing as a reader that only buys one book and, thus, they are probably not looking at you and thinking “well, what has he done to EARN my love?”

What I love about these cons is that they reinforce that message: writing is not necessarily about community, but it is there.  James A. Owen and John Scalzi have both helped me out tremendously, much more than they had to, just as other authors have helped them out.  Just as I hope to help other authors out some day.  I have never met an author that wasn’t supportive.  We want each other to succeed.  It’s good karma, it’s in our own best interests as professionals and it’s just plain a good feeling.  Think of this when you aspire to be a writer, not what they have and what you don’t.

So, I guess, the message of this is that if you are in Arizona and you are not at Phoenix Comicon, you are a vagrant and I hate you until you come.  Then we can be besties.

See you all next year!

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