Bubonicon, WorldCon and Sam Sykes

My priorities in life are pretty weird.

I started writing when I was young and thus my list of what was important to me usually went: 1) Getting girls to notice me, 2) Playing video games, 3) Writing, 4) Doing Homework, 5) Seeing people.

But now that I am older and wiser, my priorities have changed, giving more credit to what’s truly important.  Nowadays, they look like this: 1) Eating tacos, 2) Playing video games, 3) Writing, 4) Logging onto twitter and laughing at people who still have to do homework, 5) Avoiding people.

To that end, you can certainly understand why I don’t often update my appearances until, like, a week before I’ll be there.

But this weekend, I’ll be at Bubonicon!  George R.R. Martin’s mofuggin’ alma mater of cons!  It’s always been a huge boon to me and I’ve always loved going.  I hope you’ll come around and see me at my many, many panels.  You can check out a schedule here.

And the weekend after that, I’ll be at WorldCon.  Now, it’s true that I’ll be at panels there, as well.  But again, priorities.  You should definitely catch me at this event here on Saturday night if you’re coming to WorldCon.  Now, granted, that schedule says Sam Syks, but I’m fairly sure that’s intended to be me.  If not, I’ll find this Sam Syks, kill him and take his spot.  No one will ever know.

Except you, because I just told you.

I promise not to silence you at these cons.

Hope to see you there, fellas!