Housekeeping, Housekeeping

Hey, jerkwads!  This is just a little somethin’ somethin’ to let you know about various ins and outs.

You remember the ARC Giveaway, right?  I’m selecting winners NEXT WEEK, so if you want one, please get your entries in right away!

Give Me One Good Reason: Give me one good reason why you deserve this ARC.  Fifteen people have entered.

Draw This Dog: Draw this dog.  Most creative wins an ARC.  Four people have entered.

Make This Face: Imitate Patrick Rothfuss.  Most creative wins an ARC.  Three people have entered.  PRIME REAL ESTATE FOR BUILDING YOUR HOUSE OF WIN.

Please, please, please get your entries in this weekend!  If not, I cannot guarantee your safety!

MOVING ON.

Here, look at this new Thor Trailer (as hosted by my friend Saxon Bullock at his site, The Schizopolitan).  Despite the fact that I have actually marched under a banner holding Natalie Portman’s likeness and killed in her name, I am not the most thrilled about this.  Why?

Look at the trailer and tell me if anything at all looks like anything but what you would expect in a superhero movie.

AND JUST FOR KICKS.

One more sneak preview of the Lost Pages.  You guys remember the netherlings, don’t you?

She looks cute!  Maybe you could go shopping for carcasses together?